White Women Fight Over a Shrinking Pie

Expect the claims of separated at birth bubble-heads Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin to grow more imaginative and less accurate. Neither is very intelligent and I can't wait until Michelle touts her degree from Oral Roberts U. (where the modern Tower of Babel stands in mute testimony to Oral Robert's ability to hold himself ransom until his followers paid up) while Sarah explains she left the University of Hawaii because it wasn't white enough for her.
It promises to be the best entertainment we've had since House Speaker Boehner bawled his eyes out on Sixty Minutes.
But wait. There is good news for the American citizen. While the Tea Party pushes their puppet-masters agenda further to the right, Americans are beginning to figure out they're just the same old hookers with a new corner to stand on. 
What's so funny is, as these polls show that voters are growing tired of their stupidity, that very stupidity keeps pushing them further right, yelling their vapid ideas at the top of their lungs.
So Michelle and Sarah are going to have a barroom brawl over a prize that has no real value.
Good luck and come out swinging.

Empty Holsters, Empty Minds

                               The Virginia Tech Shooter

There's a quiet  demonstration of stunning ignorance throughout Michigan today. 
Michigan citizens are incredibly adept at these sorts of demonstrations. 
When our unemployment rate lead the nation, there were protests in Lansing to repeal the motorcycle helmet law. 
When companies like Electrolux were closing their factories and moving to Mexico, the right to establish a dove hunting season made it all the way to the ballot box.
And now that the structure of the state's education system is threatened by diverting dollars to big business, these folks are worried that guns aren't allowed on college campuses so they're openly, proudly wearing empty holsters to class today.
Wouldn't it be quicker and a lot less work to simply scrawl MORON across their foreheads? 
Everyone would know where they stood on this (and a lot of other) issues.